Drink Wine, Not Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or tequila, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, it is being done as a public service. Please pass along this important information.
posted by Janey @ 1:21 PM
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*L* That's an interesting theory, though I think that always drinking wine must create an increased probability that you will trip and fall down a manhole, wear your underwear on the outside of your pants, or blurt out many off-colour, insulting remarks at parties, thus causing you to lose all your friends and live a life of solitude.
I guess you'd have to weigh the pros and cons. *L*
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